Two Unrelated Lists

THINGS I DID

1. Bought A Chameleon on a Whim
2. Bought a Chameleon Without Researching Chameleons
3. Brought A Chameleon Home and Showed Him Off to Various Family and Friends By Repeatedly Removing Him From His Cage and Putting Him on Various People's Arms and Heads.

HOW TO KILL A CHAMELEON

1. Buy A Chameleon on a Whim
2. Buy A Chameleon Without Researching Chameleons
3. Bring A Chameleon Home and Show Him Off to Various Family and Friends By Repeatedly Removing Him From His Cage and Putting Him on Various People's Arms and Heads.